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Welcome to my home page! This page is always under construction. Please don't break anything.

I don't know if you have a website or not but let me tell you something… writing an intro is hard.

This IS weird and ISN'T okay. Fuck you!!!!! You can file a removal request, I won't care. Building a site that tracks people's bodies without their consent is creepy and wrong!!!!!! Go touch grass. Or don't. I don't care.

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Chud Fertilization Status (idk it's not real)

Heh, wazzup? You got some time for me?

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Uhhh, idk, drink some water or something.

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idk go touch grass or take a nap or something

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Site Status (not professional btw)

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This site’s 90s collage vibe owes a lot to Cameron’s World and the 90s internet in general. Big inspiration.

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Blinkies and 88×31 assets from blinkies.cafe. Thanks for keeping the format alive.

GifCities

GIFs and GeoCities-style assets from GifCities (Internet Archive). Essential 90s vibes.